I’ve got to buckle down for the rest of the day and focus on the Now the Hell Will Start screenplay, so this’ll be my outro post for March 19th. If you’ve never experienced the ecclesiastical comedy stylings of Father Guido Sarducci, you’re in for quite a treat. Here, he discusses his million-dollar idea for the Five Minute University—an institute of higher ed that teaches you only what the typical college student remembers five years after graduation, and thus packs four years’ worth of book learnin’ into a mere 300 seconds. Your business class? “Buy something, and then sell it for more.”
Oh, and you gotta love Padre S. for appearing on those Handsome Boy Modeling School albums. Dan the Automator won’t work with just any priest, y’know.