After a week’s hiatus, Bad Movie Friday returns with a vengeance, as well as the most unnecessary use of a rocket launcher ever committed to film (c. the 1:20 mark). The ridiculous clip above is plucked from the 1987 Skinemax anti-classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii, in which several Playboy centerfolds play badass DEA agents. The acting is beyond atrocious; we remain convinced that at least half the cast was functionally illiterate, and thus had to memorize their lines by rote. And the Deron McBee-style hair throughout is memorable for all the wrong reasons.
Still, we’ll confess—as horny junior-highers at the time, we were fans of this movie. The action may be lame, but the (decidedly soft-core) jiggle factor is absurdly high. And, really, that’s all we ever asked for from Skinemax, did we not?