Jammin’ on the Now the Hell Will Start screenplay ’til quitting time, so we’re gonna leave you with an invaluable bit of barbarian wisdom. To be perfectly honest, we sorta find ourselves more in agreement with the nature-loving warrior who speaks first, and is promptly shouted down by the master. We’re just not that into hearing the lamentations of women, though we do enjoy seeing our enemies turn tail.
Oliver Stone wrote this screenplay amidst an astonishing creative run that also included Midnight Express and Scarface. Mixed in, however, was a flick called The Hand, starring Michael Caine in full “I need to pay the mortgage” mode. We’ve never seen it, but the tagline doesn’t seem too promising: “It lives. It crawls. And suddenly, it kills.”