Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

Granted, this was a pretty heavy day here at Microkhan—a bummer vibe perhaps not helped by our rare stab at outright earnestness. So let us make it up to you by ratcheting up the zany for our Bloomsday outro: Senor Coconut’s acid-merengue remix of Kraftwerk’s “Tour de France.” The source material is here, if you dare to compare. If nothing else, we’re wagering that Senor Coconut certainly wears far more tight-fitting polyester than the boys from Düsseldorf.