Huge apologies for the string of bummer posts over the past few days—murder-for-hire, arms smuggling, and gulags do not a happy Microkhan reader make, we now realize. So let us make it up to you by sharing an episode of Mr. T’s eponymous (and hugely underrated) Reagan-era cartoon. It involves stuntmen, ninjas, and movie piracy, as well as Laurence Tureaud trademark wit and wisdom. No one puts a self-righteous egghead in his place better than the man behind Clubber Lang.
Special Bonus: The young Mr. T also had a strong interest in ensuring that you enjoyed a complete and nutritious breakfast.