Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

Your Friendly Neighborhood Birther

July 30th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Atlah Birther SignOn his way out of town, our pal Oken was sharp enough to snap the church sign to the right, which stands a mere block away from Microkhan world headquarters. This particular church, which gained some infamy during last year’s election, is evidently none too fond of the man currently occupying the White House.

Oh, and the “No Dew Nor Rain” quote at the bottom refers to the church’s ongoing three-year boycott of all goods and services in Harlem. It’s the brainchild of the church’s leader, Pastor James David Manning, whose biography includes this glorious tidbit regarding his educational background:

Manning graduated from The College of New Rochelle with a Bachelor of Arts degree and continued on to Union Theological Seminary in the City of New York where he was awarded a Master of Divinity. Manning also holds a Doctor of Philosophy degree from the ATLAH Theological Seminary, an unaccredited educational institution.

We are now sorely tempted to dub ourselves Dr. Microkhan.

Share

Tags: ······

3 Comments so far ↓

  • Captured Shadow

    I have been tempted to name my child Doctor Captured Shadow Junior to save lots on university tuition. Or Maybe Dave Reginald Capture Shadow (D.R. Captured Shadow) would often be written as Dr…….

  • Brendan I. Koerner

    Love the first idea. It’ll give the kid an automatic tagline, too: “The doctor is in!” And if TV has taught us anything, it’s that everyone needs a tagline.

  • Tempting, But… | Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

    [...] neighborhood oddities I’ll truly miss: the ATLAH World Missionary Church, infamous for its virulent anti-Obama stance. (Straight from the source here.) Standing outside was a girl of about eight, who handed the boy [...]

Leave a Comment