Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

“Kobayashi Steady Twitchin’…”

September 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

It gives us immense pleasure to announce Microkhan’s favorite rapping competitive eater, Eric “Badlands” Booker, is back with his fifth album, Extended Play. As always, Booker’s lyrical content focuses on his gustatory dedication, as well as the perks of being a minor celebrity. The cut above does an excellent job of conveying both the stress and glamour of life on the eating circuit, where Booker continues to hold seemingly unassailable records in both the burrito sprint (15 burritos in 8 minutes) and the corned beef hash throwdown (4 pounds in 1 minute, 58 seconds).

Also, please note the Yosemite Sam shout-out in the second verse, courtesy of guest star (and International Federation of Competitive Eating announcer) Roscoe Manning.


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