Not much Microkhan’ing today, alas, as we’re heading out of town once again—our last trip for the foreseeable future. The destination this time? York, Pennsylvania, for a costume ball honoring the nuptials of a Dirty Doll. We know nothing about York, save for the fact that it’s got a thorny racial history. We’d be much obliged if someone could recommend a notable watering hole or downtown sight worth seeing, as we’ll have some time to kill on Saturday. Is the self-guided Utz factory tour worth checking out? We do like their salt-and-vinegar chips.