We can honestly say we’ve never once been tempted to try phencyclidine. Nothing about the drug seems enjoyable in the slightest, starting with the fact that it tends to make grown men strip off all their clothes and rant like lunatics. (Exhibit A: Steve.) That said, it’s always nice to have cinematic confirmation that our “Just Say No” approach to angel dust is, indeed, correct. And so we were recently pleased to come across Death Drug, starring a pre-Miami Vice Philip Michael Thomas. We realize that Thomas isn’t exactly renowned as the Sir Laurence Olivier of his era, but he’s very effective in the scene above—the man freaks out in a grocery aisle far better than he sings.