Perhaps you think our khanic nature means that we’re firm believers in Tengriism, and thus won’t be sitting around the Christmas tree come Friday morning. But that’s not the case at all—while we do have a soft spot for Umay, we’re also big on the holiday spirit. Christmas will be roundly celebrated up here in Atlah, with egg nog and and a Big Wheel for Microkhan Jr.
But what to do about the Grand Empress? We’re heading out now to do some last-minute shopping, seeing as how we’ve yet to buy her a single gift. Might any readers advise us on what to get a Dirty Doll? Keeping in mind, of course, that we’re pretty close to flat broke. Bayarlalaa, good sirs and madams.