Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

“You’re More False Than Dentures”

January 12th, 2010 · No Comments

We’re gonna use the khan’s prerogative to spend the rest of today on our ongoing Secret Major Project™. In our brief absence, please take a few seconds to check out Big Daddy Kane at his finest. While we may heartily disagree with his eschewment of escargot and the word “rendezvous,” we can scarcely deny that he is one of the finest rappers to ever walk Spaceship Earth. Enjoy, and please keep in mind that his obvious call-out of Michael Jackson in the second verse was just par for the course back in early nineties. We’re sure that Kane now misses the King of Pop just as much as the rest of us.


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