Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

Voyage Into Inner Space

June 12th, 2012 · 6 Comments


The above comes from the military manual given to all new arrivals at Johnston Atoll, the Pacific island where we dumped a whole bunch of toxic material back in the day. I can’t help but love the accidental Zen of this motto.

More on the Johnston Atoll lifestyle here.

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  • monkeyball

    The Smaller The AREA
    The Bigger The MAN It Takes
    To SCATTER It

  • monkeyball

    The Smaller The PERFECT REFERENCE CHEETO
    The Bigger The MAN It Takes
    To Find It

  • Brendan I. Koerner

    @monkeyball: Ah, but all perfect reference Cheetos are of uniform size.

  • monkeyball

    The More Perfect The REFERENCE CHEETO
    The More Imperfect The MAN It Takes
    To Find It

  • Brendan I. Koerner

    @monkeyball: That’s some William Carlos Williams shit right there. Well done.

  • monkeyball

    Thanks, Brendan.

    I seem to recall someone (you? me? someone else?) making a funny about Frito-Lay execs carrying PRCs around on llama-back, as with the (Mark Leyner-penned?) apocryphal story of Sendero Luminoso carrying around Abimael Guzman’s Perfect Reference Semen so as to keep his legacy out of the hands of The Man.

    Or did I just now make that funny?

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