So we’re starting the second draft of our addiction piece for Wired today, which means the majority of our mental bandwidth shall be dedicated to inebriation for the next six to seven days. A rough ride for us, as the topic is a beast—we’re still not entirely sure we understand what takes place in the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'alcohol'
Nothing Like the First Time
February 25th, 2010 · 1 Comment
In researching our forthcoming Wired piece on drug and alcohol abuse, we’ve found ourselves keenly interested in the tales that addicts tell about their first inebriatory experiences. One common thread we’ve found is a sense that the first drink or dose provided something that the person had always been searching for—the intoxicant made them whole, [...]
Blitzed on Feudalism
February 10th, 2010 · 11 Comments
Living in Europe during the Middle Ages was certainly no picnic, given the abundance of horrid diseases, the precariousness of the food supply, and the constant threat of having one’s arms lopped off by a passing knight. Yet how much agony and anxiety did the denizens of Medieval fiefdoms really experience? Not bloody much, given [...]
The Midnight Rider on Sobriety
January 29th, 2010 · No Comments
No Bad Movie Friday this week, in part because we had a change of heart about calling out the 1993 Bruce Willis vehicle Striking Distance. Yes, it was almost certainly pitched to the producers as “Die Hard meets Serpico…on the water!” And we’ll never, ever buy Sarah Jessica Parker as a Pittsburgh cop. But watching [...]
Tags:addiction·alcohol·Bruce Willis·drugs·Gregg Allman·movies·music·Striking Distance
The Scourge of Wine
January 29th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Given our obvious enthusiasm for the effects of alcohol, we were a bit taken aback by a recent New York Times piece extolling the virtues of half-bottles of wine. Apparently there are people out there for whom a regular ol’ 750-mL bottle of wine is too much to split with a loved one—the writer includes [...]
Tags:alcohol·ancient history·Cleomenes·Herodotus·Sparta·wine
Up on Trickle Creek
January 27th, 2010 · 4 Comments
Having spent some time in Alberta’s northern climes, we’ve taken an unusually keen interest in the arrest of Wiebo Ludwig, a religious patriarch with a Luddite streak a mile wide. Having served time for vandalizing oil-industry equipment in the past, Ludwig recently presented himself as man capable of coaxing a fellow pipeline bomber into giving [...]
Tags:Alberta·alcohol·Canada·cults·energy·religion·Wiebo Ludwig·wine
Against Ivan Barleycorn
January 21st, 2010 · No Comments
More than we might care to admit, cultures are defined by their attitudes toward alcohol consumption. And so it makes sense that amateur anthropologists can learn a lot by paying attention not only to consumption habits, but to the psychological tactics that societies use to scare folks away from Demon Rum.
Those tactics are on display [...]
Tags:addiction·advertising·alcohol·anthropology·art·France·Soviet Union·The Netherlands
Best of Oh Nine: Booze
December 30th, 2009 · 18 Comments
Being anchored to headquarters and relatively penniless meant that the Microkhan clan engaged in much low-brow imbibing throughout 2009. (Think Ballantine in the 22-ounce bottle, and some occasional Jim Beam.) But we’re of the mind that life isn’t worth living with somewhat alcoholic splurging, a mindset that led us to encounter a number of fine [...]
The Mathletes’ Revenge
December 9th, 2009 · 8 Comments
We’re eternally fascinated by athletes whose skills are so spectacular, the powers-that-be of their respective sports feel compelled to change the ground rules in order to preserve some modicum of fairness. (See: Wilt Chamberlain and the widening of the lane, the recent “Tiger Proofing” of golf courses.) Now something similar is going on in the [...]
Tippin’ on 44
October 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment
In response to yesterday’s post on Houston’s botching of syrup possession cases, one of our loyal correspondents offered a nostalgic comment:
When I was a kid, over the counter codeine was legal. On Sunday visits, I used to slip into my grandmother’s medicine chest and for periodic sips out of her Vicks Formula 44 cough medicine [...]
Tags:addiction·alcohol·codeine·drugs·medicine·Vicks Formula 44
Scared Sober?
August 18th, 2009 · 1 Comment
We don’t have too many hobby horses here at Microkhan, but one of them is a steadfast belief that many long-accepted practices are far less effective than advertised. This is typically because our species is easily seduced by logical facades, and thus pays too little attention to actual evidence. You can understand, then, why the [...]
Tags:alcohol·Australia·bloodletting·crime·medical science·public health
Fatally Besotted
July 20th, 2009 · 10 Comments
Upon reading this tragic yet all-too-common tale from this morning’s New York Times, we were reminded of our long-held hypothesis that a huge number of homicides would never occur were it not for the ingestion of alcohol. Yet we’ve never really had a good sense of what percentage of killings involve inebriated parties—at least until [...]
Goons Never Go Out of Style
July 17th, 2009 · No Comments
A recent rash of moonshine deaths in Gujarat got us thinking about the state’s failed prohibition policy (PDF). While liquor bans may have some discernible impact in isolated villages, they’re doomed to failure in larger regions that are tied to wet neighbors via modern highways. But the black market for legit liquor is only [...]
Goes Down Smooth as Fire
July 16th, 2009 · 5 Comments
Anyone who’s ever sampled Thunderbird is unlikely to forget the experience—or, for that matter, to recall it with much fondness. The stuff is the very epitome of bum wine, heavy on the alcohol and the commensurate taste of metallic burning. This detailed review breaks it down for the broke oenophiles in the audience:
For all the [...]
“More Imperfect Than Impermeable”
June 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment
We’re fond of gently mocking those who seek to make teetotaling a legal requirement. The Eighteenth Amendment, after all, is widely regarded as a notable (even noble) failure, and we certainly can’t imagine life without the more-than-occasional bomber of Ballantine.
But does that mean all attempts at enforcing prohibition are doomed to have zero positive [...]
Tags:Alaska·alcohol·crime·law·Prohibition
Why We Aren’t Razorbacks
June 15th, 2009 · 10 Comments
Look, we’ve occasionally been as tempted as the next Mongolian monarch to pull up stakes and move to Arkansas. But every time the urge hits, we remember that Al Green’s birthplace boasts the toughest liquor laws in the nation—even tougher than those in Utah, where we once had a devil of a time finding an [...]
Duplin County Blues
June 3rd, 2009 · 7 Comments
We were grateful to come across this tale not only due to its sordidness, but also because it answered a long-standing question we’ve had: What’s the going rate for a serving of moonshine nowadays?:
A Duplin County couple is facing multiple charges after a shocking discovery at their home daycare business.
Authorities confiscated a stash of guns, [...]
The Bootlegger in Your Mouth
April 20th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Over the weekend, Microkhan had the enormous pleasure of re-watching Werner Herzog’s Fitzcarraldo, about a daft German’s attempt to build an opera house in early 20th-century Iquitos. Without giving too much away, the quest brings him in contact with an Amazonian tribe that prepares chicha the old-fashioned way: By balling up the maize in their [...]
Tags:alcohol·Budweiser Chelada·chicha·Fitzcarraldo·Iquitos·Werner Herzog
When It’s Miller Time Around the World
April 16th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Perhaps the most intriguing part of this chart is realizing that the United States remains a Puritanical outlier. The only other non-Muslim nations that adhere to the 21-across-the-board rule are Fiji, Palau, and Micronesia. Yet if any American politician dare utter a peep about lowering the drinking age, they’re shouted down as if they’d come [...]
Tags:alcohol·Fiji·Micronesia·Palau·politics
The Sludgy Pleasures of Zu
March 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments
The Nagas of the India-Burma border region are especially dear to my heart, seeing as how they play a pivotal role in Now the Hell Will Start. They were always gracious during my travels through the Patkai Mountains, despite facing myriad problems of their own (beginning with a tenuous security situation). And a big part [...]



