Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

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A Notch Below the Opti-Grab

May 7th, 2010 · Comments Off on A Notch Below the Opti-Grab

While using the U.S. Patent Office’s records to try and discern what genius invented the jalapeno popper, we accidentally stumbled upon an invention for the ages: the flavored boot for eyeglasses. We’ll let the application’s description do the dirty work for us: Many individuals who wear eyeglasses frequently will remove their eyeglasses and place the […]


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