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Entries Tagged as 'Michael Jackson'

“You’re More False Than Dentures”

January 12th, 2010 · Comments Off on “You’re More False Than Dentures”

We’re gonna use the khan’s prerogative to spend the rest of today on our ongoing Secret Major Project™. In our brief absence, please take a few seconds to check out Big Daddy Kane at his finest. While we may heartily disagree with his eschewment of escargot and the word “rendezvous,” we can scarcely deny that […]


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The Venom Trade, Cont’d

September 18th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Venom Trade, Cont’d

In yesterday’s post on Pakistan’s troubled system of snake-venom collection, we opined that technology seemed to have changed the field little. But if we’d read the latest issue of the journal Toxicon, we wouldn’t have been so quick to make such blanket claims. Because as it turns out, a Florida cottonmouth researchers are blazing trails: […]


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A Fond Farewell to MJ

June 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments

In the summer of 1983, my dad took me to the Sunset Boulevard Tower Records to purchase my first two audiocassettes. One was the eminently forgettable Cargo by Men at Work; the other, the legendary Thriller. By summer’s end, I knew every single lyric on that great album, and would watch MTV whenever possible in […]


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